This guy is very confused. He doesn't know if he needs a friend, a mate, or a psychiatrist.
Is he a sock? Is he a slipper? It's a split personality that is leading him into a downward spiral of depression and despair.
Here at Sock Harmony, our goal is to help lonely, unwanted socks find their compatible mates. Unlike those OTHER companies (sockmatch.com, for example), we look at many dimensions to find just the right Sole Mate for each sock.
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